SIR HEAD CLARK TAKING GUSS?

This story also British period in sub contents, One a day the office time, One man came for same job to the office Clark. The Clark name is Joteindro. The man who came to Clark, he bring same banana for the Clark. He put the banana on the table. At that time one office guard see this. Silently the guard enter the office boss. The boss is British. The guard, telling the British officers, Sir Clark is taking Guss? The officer can’t understand his language, He(officer) is telling, What’s the guss? The guard replying, Sir see on the table the Clark, that is Guss.
Okay, the officer run out and see the banana on the table of the Clark. After that the officer telling the guard, OOOO it’s a guss? It’s good for health, Take it man. Carry it man. Than the officer and the Clark both are taking the banana one after another.

ENGLISH EXPERT !

The story of British period, One Bengali man working a show mart. One day a English woman came on that show mart. His job like seals man. The English woman asking how much this show? He can’t reply, the shop Owner watch this. After the woman leave the shop, the Owner call him and telling, from now you are dismiss for the job. The Bengali man asking the Owner, Why? The Owner telling ,you don’t know English ,that’s why you are dismiss. He is the poor man. He request him, sir I m poor, if you dismiss me than where I’ll go. Please sir, give me same time. The Owner gives him time. After three month he came back. Now the Owner asking him, what’s you are name, he answering, my name is Ram Kanto. How you are came here? Etc…..
After same day, one English woman came on shop. The lady looking the shows, after that she want to leave the shop, suddenly the Ram kanto telling O—O—O lady, Where you are going, came, came, Arey take tu take, No take tu no take, Akber tu see. The Ram Kanto is a English Expert! ehe

WHAT’S a PEOPLE !

A Charter plain flying. In said have three country people. One Saudi Arabian, Second on Bangladeshi, Third on American. Suddenly the American throw his briefcase, After throw the briefcase the Bangladeshi and Saudi Arabian people asking why you throw, you are briefcase? Now the American telling them our country have lots of Dollar. So I throw this. After same time the Saudi Arabian people throw his handbag. When he throw his bag after words the Bangladeshi and American Asking him why you throw the full of gold bag? The Saudi people telling we have lots of gold, that’s why I throw it. Now the term of Bangladeshis. Bangladesh have Nothing, So what he can do, just he is thinking? After same time he throw his wife. Now the American and Saudi Arabian asking, why you are throw your wife, and why?
He is telling Bangladesh have lots of people and my wife was old I want new that’s why I throw her.

THREE PEOPLE(Blind, Beggar, Physical disable )

The three people who have same lankness, one don’t have eye, 2nd one no money, I mean Beggar, the third one don’t have leg. They are friend. They take diction to leave their town. Than they leave their known town to another city. They make journey by lunch. That was night time. Suddenly ,who have no eyes, he telling others. See what a moonlight in the sky? Than the beggar is answering, hay man you don’t have eyes, so how can you see the moonlight? Now the beggar telling the physical disabler’s man(Who don’t have leg) kick him and throw him the river. Any cost of. If you want money than I’ll give you, kick him. “Here the Beggar have no money, so how can he’ll pay, 2nd one who’ll kick the blind man? He don’t have leg. 3rd one the Blind have no eyes, So how he see the moonlight?”

AKAMA FE(YOU HAVE RESIDENTIAL PARMIT)?

One Bangladeshi working in Saudi Arab. He have permit, but he give the permit to police for renew. At that time he have only the photo copy. In this time a Saudi police asking him(in Arabic) Akama fe?(You have Akama?) He replayed police, ma fe(No I don’t have).Than the police asking him again, yis fe(What you have). He replayed the police, Dorr fe (Run have). After he make run.

TEACHER'S ADVISE.

One day full of Class room. The teacher entered the class room. All student stand up and telling the teacher Good morning teacher. Teacher replying student Good morning. After words the teacher telling the students that, when you came on the road, cross the any road than you watch all things than you come the school and cross the road. He is asking the all students, You understand it? Students are replying ,yes sir we understood it. After same day One student come in school at last time of the first period. He in front the class rooms door. He request the teacher, excuse me sir? Can I enter the class. The teacher becoming angry to see this boy. The teacher are asking with the student, Why you are coming late? The student answering, Sir two days before you are tolled all student, teacher asking ,What? The student telling, Sit you are tolled that, When you are cross the road and come on the school, Than you must be watch all things, Than you cross the road and come on school. The teacher are asking than what? Sir I have late ,because I watch the play of two monkeys. Than I come school. That’s why I have late. I can’t avoid your advise. That’s why I have late.

TWO FRIEND.

One friend name is Jamal, and others name is kamal. Jamal and Kamal are itemed friend. Any thing they are share to each other. They are studying school. Kamal is very weak in English. One day the teacher asking Kamal, before doctor came which tense? But he can’t. The teacher give Kamal punishment. So what can he do. After the school, Kamal telling Jamal that. Jamal I am very weak in English language. This time Jamal telling Kamal . Kamal God save you. Kamal asking Jamal how he save me? Jamal telling Kamal , If you are born in England than you’ll be dead, because the language of England is English. So God save you.

ONE BANGLADESHI.

One Bangladeshi, One American, One Russian. There are friend. The American friend telling his country’s science and technology, He is telling that their country’s Airplane are gone the top of the sky. Than the Bangladeshi and Russian telling, Top of the sky? The American is telling, no, not at top, Little bit down. Now the Russian are telling, Our submarines are gone deep, deep of the sea. Than American and Bangladeshi are telling, How it’s possible? Deepest of the sea? The Russian are telling, no Not the deep, deepest of the sea little bit up. Now the turn of Bangladeshi’s. Bangladeshi are thinking. Nothing have my country that I tell them. Suddenly he tolled his friends, That their country’s people are taking food with nose. The Russian and The American are astonished. They are telling How came man? How can your country’s people take food with nose? The Bangladeshi are telling, No man, they are taking food little bit down.

THREE FRIENDS.

One the day three friend together. They are traveling on boat to visit the World number one mangrove forest Sundorbon. The sundorbon have lot’s of gossip, they visit middle of sundorbon. At this time they feel triad. The take same sweet before the sleep and they tolled when we woke up than we’ll take the last on. After words the take sleep. In said the three have a friend he is too much cleaver. He acting of sleep. When he looks that his two friends are sleeping that time he open the food box. He take all sweet. After one hour they woke up together. When they woke up that time the one of the three friend tolled the others, Hay I see a dream, Than others telling what’s that? He telling, I see one a day I have lot’s of wealth. Than second one telling I have also a good dream, the others telling what’s that? He is telling that, I see In a time I have a beautiful wife. Than all are laughing. Now the clever one telling Man I see also a dream, But this is not good, Than his two friend telling, Why that is bad? He is telling, See the sweet Box. Than the two take the sweet box, But the sweet box is empty. They are asking the others why this is empty? The cleaver one telling this is my bad dream, They are telling together why? The claver telling, When we take the sweet before sleep. Than we are sleeping at that time one tiger come and asking me, You love your friends? I tolled the tiger yes. I love my friends. Than he telling if you love your all friends than you take all sweet. If you are not than I’ll take yours friend. Than what can I do? I take all sweet.