SIR HEAD CLARK TAKING GUSS?

This story also British period in sub contents, One a day the office time, One man came for same job to the office Clark. The Clark name is Joteindro. The man who came to Clark, he bring same banana for the Clark. He put the banana on the table. At that time one office guard see this. Silently the guard enter the office boss. The boss is British. The guard, telling the British officers, Sir Clark is taking Guss? The officer can’t understand his language, He(officer) is telling, What’s the guss? The guard replying, Sir see on the table the Clark, that is Guss.
Okay, the officer run out and see the banana on the table of the Clark. After that the officer telling the guard, OOOO it’s a guss? It’s good for health, Take it man. Carry it man. Than the officer and the Clark both are taking the banana one after another.